Book Club Luncheon

Layered crab salad; roasted chile guacamole; pesto chicken
panini; banana chocolate chip cake.

I caught this ep Sunday but didn't realize it was a new one until just
now. The shock of seeing SLop in that hideous retinal burn inducing
yellow and white ensemble made it nearly impossible to look directly at
her this week. Perhaps that was the intended plan? Being unable to watch
SLop directly caused my mind to wander, but at one point I couldn't help
but laugh when I noticed her trying to subdue a sandwich of epic
proportions with a skillet. Since I watch Good Eats, I knew what she was
trying to do, but it's hilarious watching her screw up what she sees on
real cooking shows! Did I see SLop tell us to put heavy cream in her
mocktail but pour in half anf half? Guacamole mixed with mashed
peas? Did SLop desecrate books again for the tablerape portion of the
show? Once again, I was only paying half attention and thought she had a
notepad with a sentence on it that was to be passed to your left after
adding a sentence and read aloud when after it completed the circuit.
Was this "book club" perchance her future nieces' Scholastic Book Club?

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WARNING!!!
Use of these recipes may be hazardous to your health, food budget,
standing in your community and liver function. Use at your own risk!!
We assume no liability from any illness or injury sustained while
eating the "food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no,
we're not sure where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any
knowlege of Miss Lee.