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In article >,
(Ubiquitous) wrote:

> Book Club Luncheon
>
> Layered crab salad; roasted chile guacamole; pesto chicken
> panini; banana chocolate chip cake.
>
> I caught this ep Sunday but didn't realize it was a new one until just
> now. The shock of seeing SLop in that hideous retinal burn inducing
> yellow and white ensemble made it nearly impossible to look directly at
> her this week. Perhaps that was the intended plan? Being unable to watch
> SLop directly caused my mind to wander, but at one point I couldn't help
> but laugh when I noticed her trying to subdue a sandwich of epic
> proportions with a skillet. Since I watch Good Eats, I knew what she was
> trying to do, but it's hilarious watching her screw up what she sees on
> real cooking shows! Did I see SLop tell us to put heavy cream in her
> mocktail but pour in half anf half? Guacamole mixed with mashed
> peas? Did SLop desecrate books again for the tablerape portion of the
> show? Once again, I was only paying half attention and thought she had a
> notepad with a sentence on it that was to be passed to your left after
> adding a sentence and read aloud when after it completed the circuit.
> Was this "book club" perchance her future nieces' Scholastic Book Club?

Oh, God, the favors. She had books with inspirational sayings on the
inside (she made a big deal about this, lest you buy book with the text
on the outside) and then she ripped pages out of bigger books and
highlighted random words in yellow, and then all the girl were to make
up a story using her highlighted words, going round robin around the
table.

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Third root canal - averted.

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