"Anim8rFSK" > wrote in message
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> So, today's SLop was an SD show stretched out to be HD. First, this
> makes SLop short and fat. Second, they used that unholy stretching
> method that unevenly smears the sides, so during the constant camera
> panning back and forth all the food and dishes and her hands were
> flowing and distorting and it's the only thing they could have done to
> make her food less appealing.
>
> Pull much more of this crap, Food TV, and we won't be watching you at
> all any more.
>
> If you don't have an HD version of the show, just run the damned SD
> version with side bars.
>
> Then, insult to injury
>
> She makes Guac
> and extends it by adding PEAS
> gah
>
> Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off IN
> THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you break it,
> you've bought it.
>
> Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in the
> skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots of good
> flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH WITH A FORK SO
> YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
>
> Sigh.


Based upon your description she needs a semi-lobotomy.

Dimitri