Dimitri wrote:
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> "Anim8rFSK" > wrote in message

>>
>> She makes Guac
>> and extends it by adding PEAS
>> gah
>>
>> Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off IN
>> THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you break it,
>> you've bought it.
>>
>> Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in the
>> skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots of good
>> flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH WITH A FORK SO
>> YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
>>
>> Sigh.
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>
> Based upon your description she needs a semi-lobotomy.
>
> Dimitri


A couple of dope-slaps and tearing up her contract might work better.

gloria p