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"Dimitri" > wrote:

> "Anim8rFSK" > wrote in message
> ...
> > So, today's SLop was an SD show stretched out to be HD. First, this
> > makes SLop short and fat. Second, they used that unholy stretching
> > method that unevenly smears the sides, so during the constant camera
> > panning back and forth all the food and dishes and her hands were
> > flowing and distorting and it's the only thing they could have done to
> > make her food less appealing.
> >
> > Pull much more of this crap, Food TV, and we won't be watching you at
> > all any more.
> >
> > If you don't have an HD version of the show, just run the damned SD
> > version with side bars.
> >
> > Then, insult to injury
> >
> > She makes Guac
> > and extends it by adding PEAS
> > gah
> >
> > Also, her shopping tip was to pick the small end of the avocado off IN
> > THE STORE so you can see how green it is! Jesus lady -- you break it,
> > you've bought it.
> >
> > Then she shows you how to use a paring knife to cut the avocado in the
> > skin into perfect squares, carefully spoon it out (leaving lots of good
> > flesh behind) and . . . MASH THE PERFECT SQUARES TO DEATH WITH A FORK SO
> > YOU CAN'T TELL THEM FROM THE SMUSHED PEAS.
> >
> > Sigh.
>
>
> Based upon your description she needs a semi-lobotomy.
>
> Dimitri

reversal.

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Third root canal - averted.

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