"Dan Abel" > wrote in message
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> In article >,
> "Paul M. Cook" > wrote:
>
>> "blake murphy" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:22:09 -0700, Paul M. Cook wrote:
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>> >> I can. Always good advice, eschew asparagus if out on a promising
>> >> date.
>
>> > must be a *really* good date if she can smell your pee.
>
>> I have to explain everything. Oral sex. OK, oral sex. And in case you
>> have not figured it out yet, one can give it as well as receieve it. Not
>> everyone owns a hot tub.
>
> I'm afraid you are going to have to explain this one, Paul. I just
> don't understand. Are you saying that your idea of oral sex involves
> somebody peeing in somebody else's mouth?
>

No, you dirty minded pervert. Lingering odor. Asparagus is notorious for
that. If you've never had asparagus pee you know it smells like skunk and
it has a long lasting smell even after flushing. It can hang in the air for
hours and on your skin as well.

> And the reference to a hot tub doesn't make any sense at all to me.
> What does that have to do with either oral sex or peeing?
>

Hot tub = bath. As in washing away the foul odor without having to excuse
yourself to shower.

Anything else I can explain about being considerate ona date and not eating
asparaguis if you think you'll get lucky? I mean I can paint a picture, use
colored crayons, perhaps even write a small thesis if it will help.

Paul