In article >,
"Paul M. Cook" > wrote:

> "Dan Abel" > wrote in message

> > I'm afraid you are going to have to explain this one, Paul. I just
> > don't understand. Are you saying that your idea of oral sex involves
> > somebody peeing in somebody else's mouth?
> >
>
> No, you dirty minded pervert. Lingering odor. Asparagus is notorious for
> that. If you've never had asparagus pee you know it smells like skunk and
> it has a long lasting smell even after flushing. It can hang in the air for
> hours and on your skin as well.

Neither my wife nor I have very sensitive noses. It doesn't smell like
skunk at all to me. There is no lingering odor for me. Once I flush
and open the door, the smell is completely gone. I've never noticed any
odor on any kind of skin.

> > And the reference to a hot tub doesn't make any sense at all to me.
> > What does that have to do with either oral sex or peeing?

> Hot tub = bath. As in washing away the foul odor without having to excuse
> yourself to shower.

See above.

> Anything else I can explain about being considerate ona date and not eating
> asparaguis if you think you'll get lucky? I mean I can paint a picture, use
> colored crayons, perhaps even write a small thesis if it will help.

My wife and I have been married for 36 years. There's no concept of
dating.

We eat asparagus whenever we want to (and the it is in season, so the
price is reasonable). In fact much of the asparagus is grown within 100
miles of us, on the delta.

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Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA