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In article >,
"Paul M. Cook" > wrote:

> "N Ron Hubbard" > wrote in message
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> > Paul M. Cook wrote:
> >> >> I can. Always good advice, eschew asparagus if out on a promising
> >> >> date.
> >> >>
> >> >> Paul
> >> >
> >> > must be a *really* good date if she can smell your pee.
> >> >
> >>
> >> I have to explain everything. Oral sex. OK, oral sex. And in case you
> >> have not figured it out yet, one can give it as well as receieve it. Not
> >> everyone owns a hot tub.

> >
> > Oral sex doesn't have to involve water sports, you know.

>
> Then why do they call it diving?


Assuming that you are serious (a big assumption), somebody can make a
dive for a glass that got knocked off a table, in order to keep it from
shattering on the floor.

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Dan Abel
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