Ubiquitous wrote:
> Book Club Luncheon
>
> Layered crab salad; roasted chile guacamole; pesto chicken
> panini; banana chocolate chip cake.
>
> I caught this ep Sunday but didn't realize it was a new one until just
> now. The shock of seeing SLop in that hideous retinal burn inducing
> yellow and white ensemble made it nearly impossible to look directly
> at her this week.

(laugh) I just got around to watching it. This is the first time
I've seen the show downstairs on the big screen HDTV.
Between the yellow apron, the curtains and the vase of roses,
it was rather blinding.

>Perhaps that was the intended plan? Being unable to
> watch SLop directly caused my mind to wander, but at one point I
> couldn't help but laugh when I noticed her trying to subdue a
> sandwich of epic proportions with a skillet. Since I watch Good Eats,
> I knew what she was trying to do, but it's hilarious watching her
> screw up what she sees on real cooking shows!

Watching her move the sandwich to a cutting board from the
griddle, you could see that coming. Move the cutting board
over and just slide it across!

Sandwich did look pretty good, I'd eat it.

> Guacamole mixed with mashed peas?

I'm not the queen of guacamole or anything, but I've never
made it with cooked ingredients. She cooked the peas and
onions along with some garlic and a guacamole flavor powder
pouch, whatever is in that.

> Did SLop desecrate books again for the tablerape portion of the
> show?

She said it was an old book. I guess it wasn't good anymore.

nancy