In article >,
"Nancy Young" > wrote:

> Ubiquitous wrote:
> > Book Club Luncheon
> >
> > Layered crab salad; roasted chile guacamole; pesto chicken
> > panini; banana chocolate chip cake.
> >
> > I caught this ep Sunday but didn't realize it was a new one until just
> > now. The shock of seeing SLop in that hideous retinal burn inducing
> > yellow and white ensemble made it nearly impossible to look directly
> > at her this week.
>
> (laugh) I just got around to watching it. This is the first time
> I've seen the show downstairs on the big screen HDTV.
> Between the yellow apron, the curtains and the vase of roses,
> it was rather blinding.

This week: Sandra Lee, more nauseating than ever!
>
> >Perhaps that was the intended plan? Being unable to
> > watch SLop directly caused my mind to wander, but at one point I
> > couldn't help but laugh when I noticed her trying to subdue a
> > sandwich of epic proportions with a skillet. Since I watch Good Eats,
> > I knew what she was trying to do, but it's hilarious watching her
> > screw up what she sees on real cooking shows!
>
> Watching her move the sandwich to a cutting board from the
> griddle, you could see that coming. Move the cutting board
> over and just slide it across!
>
> Sandwich did look pretty good, I'd eat it.

I still want it right side up.
>
> > Guacamole mixed with mashed peas?
>
> I'm not the queen of guacamole or anything, but I've never
> made it with cooked ingredients. She cooked the peas and
> onions along with some garlic and a guacamole flavor powder
> pouch, whatever is in that.

Got one right here. Note it says "Just add avocadoes"

Maltodextrin, onion, sour cream powder, lemon juice powder, salt,
spices, garlic powder, red bell peppers, natural & artificial flavor,
partially hydrogenated soybean oil.
>
> > Did SLop desecrate books again for the tablerape portion of the
> > show?
>
> She said it was an old book. I guess it wasn't good anymore.

Must have been one of her cook books then.

--
UFObama
On 10/14 a UFO 2000 miles across, the size of the Moon, landed on Alabama.
ACORN has already signed up all 16 million illegal aliens onboard to vote.