Omelet wrote:

> In article >,
> "jmcquown" > wrote:
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>>Kathleen wrote:
>>
>>>My stock answer has become, "I talk to God all the time, sweetheart.
>>>Now. Where's your math worksheet?" The part about not expecting an
>>>answer goes unsaid.
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>>The best answer to those who go door to door asking if you've found Jesus is
>>"I didn't realize he was missing!"

These are little ones and hardly accountable for their upbringing. A
day at school shouldn't include nightmares about entarnable (sic) damnation.

On the other hand, I'd truly enjoy five minutes alone with their parents
and pastor. And a pin.