On Sun, 19 Oct 2008 11:17:46 -0500, Omelet wrote:

> In article >,
> Kathleen > wrote:
>
>> My stock answer has become, "I talk to God all the time, sweetheart.
>> Now. Where's your math worksheet?" The part about not expecting an
>> answer goes unsaid.
>
> I talk to Jesus once per month when he's mowing my lawn. <eg>

don't assume he's not expecting a tip.

your pal,
blake