Terry wrote:
> We have a second house that used to be our primary residence. �Planted
> Red Delicious (grafted a Yellow Delicious onto it) and Fuji trees. The
> doggone things never produced much over the last ten years.
>
> That changed this year.
>
> The tenant is an older lady who isn't interested in getting out and
> picking up fruit. �So the wife has been going over there every few
> days to pick up apples.

"*The* wife", I bet even your dog has a name, you gotta be a redneck.


> I'll try to remember to take a picture of the next pie.

You'll try to remember... duh... are you really Duh'Wayne with a paper
bag over your head... anyone can glom pie pictures off the net.
Pictures of the trees full of apples might be more believable,
although there are plenty of apple tree pictures on the net too. Why
can't folks be honest and present their pictures right up front along
with their claims or just STFU... the fact that you made that remark
as an afterthought about you remember pictures is indicative of your
guilt, like you realized you would be doubted because everyone would
see your nose growing.

I know a family in Florida who bragged for months about some new
citrus trees they planted... I knew immediately they were lying
because they refered to "citrus" trees instead of indicating which
kind. So I asked for pictures. It took nearly two years... all I was
emailed were a few pictures of a couple of fruit on a branch with a
few leaves, taken with telephoto too, no background whatsoever
consistant with where they live, so heavily cropped I knew immediately
they were glommed off the net... and when I asked what kind of citrus
they never responded.

I think this winter I may begin saving those little stickers they slap
on produce, so next season when I post photos of my crop yoose will
see those stickers on my veggies and say I bought them. I'm supprised
no one has accused me of buying the produce in my pictures... they
can't... I always make it a point to include some indisputable
identifying evidence that they're mine that can't be reproduced by
anyone but me. And I've never made a post claiming to have done
something with the nebulous promise to post pictures at some later
date, that's what liars do. If yoose got pictures post them along
with the explanation. But don't blow smoke with you'll post pictures
IF you remember. I know, tomorrow you'll claim your camera is
broken... but you own two houses and all kinds of stuff and more than
anyone else but you can't afford a new camera, Duh'Wayne.