"Terry" > wrote in message
...
> Uh... Sheldon? I can see you're really upset about something. I
> honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and
> think things over...
>

No, Terry, he's just out of his ****ing mind.


>
> On Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:45:21 -0700 (PDT), Sheldon >
> wrote:
>
>>Terry wrote:
>>> We have a second house that used to be our primary residence. ?Planted
>>> Red Delicious (grafted a Yellow Delicious onto it) and Fuji trees. The
>>> doggone things never produced much over the last ten years.
>>>
>>> That changed this year.
>>>
>>> The tenant is an older lady who isn't interested in getting out and
>>> picking up fruit. ?So the wife has been going over there every few
>>> days to pick up apples.
>>
>>"*The* wife", I bet even your dog has a name, you gotta be a redneck.
>>
>>
>>> I'll try to remember to take a picture of the next pie.
>>
>>You'll try to remember... duh... are you really Duh'Wayne with a paper
>>bag over your head... anyone can glom pie pictures off the net.
>>Pictures of the trees full of apples might be more believable,
>>although there are plenty of apple tree pictures on the net too. Why
>>can't folks be honest and present their pictures right up front along
>>with their claims or just STFU... the fact that you made that remark
>>as an afterthought about you remember pictures is indicative of your
>>guilt, like you realized you would be doubted because everyone would
>>see your nose growing.
>>
>>I know a family in Florida who bragged for months about some new
>>citrus trees they planted... I knew immediately they were lying
>>because they refered to "citrus" trees instead of indicating which
>>kind. So I asked for pictures. It took nearly two years... all I was
>>emailed were a few pictures of a couple of fruit on a branch with a
>>few leaves, taken with telephoto too, no background whatsoever
>>consistant with where they live, so heavily cropped I knew immediately
>>they were glommed off the net... and when I asked what kind of citrus
>>they never responded.
>>
>>I think this winter I may begin saving those little stickers they slap
>>on produce, so next season when I post photos of my crop yoose will
>>see those stickers on my veggies and say I bought them. I'm supprised
>>no one has accused me of buying the produce in my pictures... they
>>can't... I always make it a point to include some indisputable
>>identifying evidence that they're mine that can't be reproduced by
>>anyone but me. And I've never made a post claiming to have done
>>something with the nebulous promise to post pictures at some later
>>date, that's what liars do. If yoose got pictures post them along
>>with the explanation. But don't blow smoke with you'll post pictures
>>IF you remember. I know, tomorrow you'll claim your camera is
>>broken... but you own two houses and all kinds of stuff and more than
>>anyone else but you can't afford a new camera, Duh'Wayne.
>>
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