Omelet > wrote:

> In article >,
> Sqwertz > wrote:
>
>> Amateur Cook wrote:
>>
>>> So I've sinced stopped eating and the symptoms have of course gone
>>> away.
>>
>> Many food allergies make your sphincter itch. For me it's shrimp if I'm
>> not desensitized to it first. You're allergic to cashews. Drink some
>> Metamucil and wipe your ass and it won't itch.
>
> Magnesium citrate.

That's only for quick and drastic circumstances involving something
higher up in the GI tract. It really does nothing for Sphincter
Itch.

Speaking of which, I ate shrimp last night and my Andy is itching.
Somebody have a pacifier?

-sw