>He says we're going to do a "real" luau, not one of "those tourist
>ones". Now, what's the diff? Hell, I don't know but I'm really looking
>forward to it!

The "real" (pre-european) Hawaiian fair is raw fish, taro root, and
other vegetables. The Europeans brought pigs, cows, Norfolk pines, a
musical instrument that was adapted to become the ukelele (the
Porteguese, I think), disease and othe rpestilence, &tc.

-zZ