Brick wrote:
> Don't panic Steve. Nobody left alive does the original Hawaiian
> luau anymore. What your host most likely means is that they will
> really bury a pig and cook it in the not so very old way. They've
> been burying real pigs for nigh on to a hundred years and maybe
> more.
>

<breath, breath, breath>

Phew... thanks Brick. Now we're starting to talk about something that
actually sounds like FOOD!