Steve Calvin wrote:
> well, my better half has convinced me.... we're going to Hawaii.
>
> Our nephew is a surgeon in the Army and came back from a 2 year stint in
> Iraq to be stationed on Oahu because his wife is also in the Army and
> doing her residency there. They have a 3000sq foot house overlooking
> Pearl, so we have a free joint to stay in and tour guides who promise us
> things that "normal tourists" won't see/do, including access to running
> the dunes on the military lands in a Jeep.
>
> He says we're going to do a "real" luau, not one of "those tourist
> ones". Now, what's the diff? Hell, I don't know but I'm really looking
> forward to it!
>
> Going the 15th of Jan and returning the 30th, so I'll report back after
> that but I'm lookin' forward to some GOOD PIG!

Before Christians convinced them they were sinful, the native Hawaiians
practiced free and open sex at luaus and the women were completely
nekkid. Just leave your clothes at home- United Airlines will
understand when you tell them you're going to a real original luau in
Hawaii. Enjoy the raw fish, pounded roots and other great original
things. I do recommend taking along some Texas Pete hot sauce.

--
Nonnymus-

We have reached a time in our nations history
where the grasshopper is slowly consuming
the ant. Whatever happened that made thrift, hard
work and family the target of liberal rage?