Nonnymus wrote:

> Before Christians convinced them they were sinful, the native Hawaiians
> practiced free and open sex at luaus and the women were completely
> nekkid. Just leave your clothes at home- United Airlines will
> understand when you tell them you're going to a real original luau in
> Hawaii. Enjoy the raw fish, pounded roots and other great original
> things. I do recommend taking along some Texas Pete hot sauce.
>

Now THAT'S my kind of dinner! Hell, I'd probably even eat the sushi!

Not quite sure why the Pete's, but.....