TFM® wrote:
>
>
> "Steve Calvin" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Brick wrote:
>>> Don't panic Steve. Nobody left alive does the original Hawaiian
>>> luau anymore. What your host most likely means is that they will
>>> really bury a pig and cook it in the not so very old way. They've
>>> been burying real pigs for nigh on to a hundred years and maybe
>>> more.
>>>
>>
>> <breath, breath, breath>
>>
>> Phew... thanks Brick. Now we're starting to talk about something that
>> actually sounds like FOOD!
>>
>
> Oh c'mon! I was raised in the hills of Tennessee and I've got balls
> enough to eat eel, raw salmon, and lots of other stuff I can't pronounce
> at my favorite Asian place...The Crazy Buffet. You can google it.
>
> Kalua pig don' got no place on no barbecue group, bradduh. Dat be
> steamed meat.
>
> TFM®

Bless you man, but I'm only eating one style of "raw fish" and that
ain't available in any resteraunt...

Not kidding though, I'm not eating raw fish or meat. PERIOD>

You like it? You eat it.... ain't happening here.