Lass Chance_2 seems to have mistaken Greg's attack on cyber**** for an
attack on herself. So to set the record straight:

Lass Chance_2 wrote:

>>>> About ten years ago I had stuffed my bird and was ready to light the
>>>> oven....with match in hand, I opened the oven and to my horror, saw
>>>> ...a LIVE POSSUM WAS IN MY OVEN.


Then cyber**** wrote:

>>> Well, I was going to tell about the time I got the BIGGEST TURKEY I
>>> COULD GET (because bigger just had to be better) and had all my
>>> fiancee's family over then could not get the turkey out of the pan or
>>> the pan out of the oven.


Then Greg deliberately misquoted and replied:

>> Well, I was going to tell about the time I got the BIGGEST TURD I COULD
>> GET (because bigger just had to be better) and had all my fiancee's
>> family over then could not get the turd out of the pan or the pan out of
>> the oven.
>> See, we ALL knew yer "cooking" was "for shite", anyways,
>> cybersewer...heehee...

....to which Lass Chance_2 wrote:

> Some things you need to know, Greg:
>
> You dont know anything about my cooking and happily, you never will. My
dogs get ALL my leftovers.
<snip>
> That Ole Cybersewer
> Lass FU Chance


Ms. Chance_2, Greg's post was a reply to the nasty bitch who *did* write the
BIGGEST TURKEY post. It was in no way an attack on you. The term
"cybersewer" is a generous adaptation of its pseudonym.

My own Thanksgiving disaster is nowhere NEAR as bad as those. I had a pie
pan which simply refused to hold up a crust. I tried pre-baking crust after
crust, and they all slid down the sides of the pan.

Bob