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maxine in ri wrote:


> Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
> mutilated monkey meat
> little birdie's bloody feet
> One half pint of all purpose porpoise pus
> floating in grade A blood,
> and me without a spooooon!
> (there are variations; my DH from NJ has a somewhat different
> version)
>
> maxine in ri
> repository of many many many songs of similar caliber


Great big globs of greasy grimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Itsy bitsy birdie feet
French fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood
Me, I forgot my spoon
But I have a straaaaaaaw