Dan Abel said...

> In article >,
> Dave Smith > wrote:
>
>
>> My gawd. I assumed that you were kidding.
>> We are not stupid enough to believe that T-Bones come from one side of
>> the cow and Porterhouse from the other. Are you?
>
> Of course. Just ask the cow. I promise that they won't lie to you!


A smart cow would point to the chateaubriand!!!