Andy wrote:
> Dan Abel said...
>
>> In article >,
>> Dave Smith > wrote:
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>>> My gawd. I assumed that you were kidding.
>>> We are not stupid enough to believe that T-Bones come from one side of
>>> the cow and Porterhouse from the other. Are you?
>> Of course. Just ask the cow. I promise that they won't lie to you!
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>
> A smart cow would point to the chateaubriand!!!

If he right handed cow he might have to point, but if it is left handed
he will find a more artistic way to express the information.