Dave Smith > wrote:

> Mark Thorson wrote:
>
>> No, like humans who are predominately right-handed,
>> cattle are predominately right-hooved. This gives the
>> right loin and shell muscle more exercise, making both
>> of them tougher.
>
> My gawd. I assumed that you were kidding.
> We are not stupid enough to believe that T-Bones come from one side of
> the cow and Porterhouse from the other. Are you?

It's take off from the decades old Moosemeat (aka "Moosie") skit in
where he describes to some lady at the grocery store that the
left-side chicken quarters are bigger then right chicken quarters
because the birds walk around counter-clockwise.

-sw