Sqwertz > wrote:

> Victor Sack > wrote:
>
> > A very similar theory was posted some eight years ago in this very space
> > by the late Cuchulain (Hound). He postulated that cattle are
> > right-"handed" and stand up with their right side first, thereby
> > rendering the left side more tender. I replied as follows...
>
> And you believed him?

You might want to buy, borrow, or steal some rudimentary sense of
humour. Probably won't help, though...

> Like I said - this has been going around ever since Moosie first
> posted it about regarding chickens back in the 90's.

And, had you read what I posted, you'd have discovered that this kind of
thing was being published in mainstream press before the birth of
Moosemeat, let alone of Usenet.

Victor