On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:20:01 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:

> In article >,
> Dave Smith > wrote:
>
>
>> My gawd. I assumed that you were kidding.
>> We are not stupid enough to believe that T-Bones come from one side of
>> the cow and Porterhouse from the other. Are you?
>
> Of course. Just ask the cow. I promise that they won't lie to you!
>
> :-)

nah, they lie all the time. i've had several tell me they were chickens.

your pal,
blake