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Default Spam Turns Serious and Hormel Turns Out More

On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 15:17:44 -0600, Gregory Morrow wrote:

> Sheldon wrote:
>
> "Giusi Baccal? wrote:
>> "notbob" writes:
>> >Gregory Morrow wrote:
>>>
>>>> Spam, a gelatinous 12-ounce rectangle of spiced ham and pork, may be
>>>> among
>>>> the world's most maligned foods.....

>>
>>> I eschewed Spam for years, having grown sick of eating it in my youth.
>>> But,
>>> Spam is not to be denied. > nb

>>
>> It's just too salty for me! ?You can hardly taste anything else for the
>> salt. ?

>
> Spam is no more salty (or fatty) than the typical guinea sausage
> products... no other ethnicity uses more salt as a food preservative
> than the guineas... salt is a natural bacteriostat... that's why
> guineas don't bathe, that's why they stink like fetid cheese brine.
> Before anyone would have sex with you you'd have to soak your crotch
> like baccal?!
>
> Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .
> -------------------------
>
> GM replies:
>
> Lol...I have to laff, it's *so* true...


yeah, morrow and sheldon are *experts* on pussy.

blake