On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 18:39:32 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> wrote:

>Perhaps this will lead them to introduce 'Porkamato' to the product line.

There's already a Beefmato. No pork though (pigmato)

Here's some other flavors that they're rumored to be working on:

Salmato (Salmon)
Scalmato (Scallop)
Wormato (tequilla-flavored)
Prumato (for regularity)
Karmato (enhances afterlife)
Vibrato (for women)
Stigmato (Seasonal - For the hard-core Christians)
Chromoto (For Harley-riders)
Animato (Chinese House Special)
Dermato (Aloe and Vitamin E)
Hemato (For vampires)

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-sw