"Steve Wertz" > wrote in message
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> On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 18:39:32 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> > wrote:
>
> >Perhaps this will lead them to introduce 'Porkamato' to the product line.
>
> There's already a Beefmato. No pork though (pigmato)
>
> Here's some other flavors that they're rumored to be working on:
>
> Salmato (Salmon)
> Scalmato (Scallop)
> Wormato (tequilla-flavored)
> Prumato (for regularity)
> Karmato (enhances afterlife)
> Vibrato (for women)
> Stigmato (Seasonal - For the hard-core Christians)
> Chromoto (For Harley-riders)
> Animato (Chinese House Special)
> Dermato (Aloe and Vitamin E)
> Hemato (For vampires)
>
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>
> -sw
Wertz, Ya fergot viagamato ( fer those hard cases)