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Default Where were you when...?

Mother Nature wrote:
> Hoots wrote:
>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>> Hoots wrote:
>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>>> Hoots wrote:
>>>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>>>>> Hoots wrote:
>>>>>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Hoots wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> - B o r i s - wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone told you Santa doesn't exist?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That someone lied. Did him, done that.......
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Wait, wait wait...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You did *who*?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> o_0
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You sound surprised?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That you "did" Santa Claus?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sure, I'm a little surprised.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But that explains why he's a jolly old elf, now doesn't it?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> :-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You betcha! <wink>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So, when you say "Santa Claus is coming" you really mean it, right?
>>>>>
>>>>> Why do you think his eyes twinkle?
>>>>
>>>> So, when he comes down the chimney, he's really ???
>>>
>>> Which one of the chimneys would he be coming down???

>>
>> You tell me.
>>
>> You're the naughty and nice one.

>
> That's my secret.....


All I know is you hang your stockings there and Santa comes - I guess
that's all I need to know, right?