"Sqwertz" > wrote

> Reading backwards through new posts, your Mother-in-Law sounds like
> a dim-witted control freak. Two very bad traits when mixed
> together. And it's hereditary.
>
> -sw

I got that figured out already. Now I'm seeking counter measures.

It goes something like this ..........

Steve, would you like some fried squash?
Thank you, no. I don't like fried squash.
Dink! (sound of spoon hitting my plate with a load of fried squash)
Would you like some salt for your fried squash?
No, I'm a cardio patient, and can't eat salt.
I never heard of anyone who couldn't eat salt...... shake, shake, shake
...........
Would you like more squash? That's not very much squash. I had an Uncle
Louie who didn't like squash, but Aunt Janelle divorced him, and married
that feller from Texas. Now, HE liked squash. And salt, too.

sigh ...........

Steve