On Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:36:56 -0800, "SteveB" <toquerville@zionvistas>
wrote:

>"Sqwertz" > wrote
>
>> Reading backwards through new posts, your Mother-in-Law sounds like
>> a dim-witted control freak. Two very bad traits when mixed
>> together. And it's hereditary.
>>
>> -sw
>
>I got that figured out already. Now I'm seeking counter measures.
>
>It goes something like this ..........
>
>Steve, would you like some fried squash?
>Thank you, no. I don't like fried squash.
>Dink! (sound of spoon hitting my plate with a load of fried squash)
>Would you like some salt for your fried squash?
>No, I'm a cardio patient, and can't eat salt.
>I never heard of anyone who couldn't eat salt...... shake, shake, shake
>..........
>Would you like more squash? That's not very much squash. I had an Uncle
>Louie who didn't like squash, but Aunt Janelle divorced him, and married
>that feller from Texas. Now, HE liked squash. And salt, too.
>
>sigh ...........
>
>Steve

You poor, poor man ....