modom (palindrome guy) wrote:
> This was next to aisle 1 at the local supermarket today:
> http://i35.tinypic.com/zjv3p4.jpg
>
> It really depressed me.
There's the suit. So where is Santa...
Action News reporter with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene
at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
"Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters
and here he comes -- runnin' through the pole beans, through
the fruits 'n' vegetables, nekkid as a jaybird.
I hollered over t' Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"
But it was too late..."
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Bob