In article >,
sf > wrote:

> On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 13:21:01 -0800, Blinky the Shark
> > wrote:
>
> >
> >Well, lesse...all day, I had scrambled eggs, steamed broccoli, a salad, a
> >sandwich and a bloody mary.
>
> You sound like a bachelor.

He used to have a wife, but one night while they were both sleeping, she
turned over. Before he realized what he was doing, he had already eaten
her! Sharks are kind of that way, you know. Don't ever waken a
sleeping shark.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA