Dan Abel wrote:

> In article >,
> sf > wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 26 Dec 2008 13:21:01 -0800, Blinky the Shark
>> > wrote:
>>
>>
>> >Well, lesse...all day, I had scrambled eggs, steamed broccoli, a salad,
>> >a sandwich and a bloody mary.
>>
>> You sound like a bachelor.
>
> He used to have a wife, but one night while they were both sleeping, she
> turned over. Before he realized what he was doing, he had already eaten
> her! Sharks are kind of that way, you know. Don't ever waken a sleeping
> shark.

Good advice!

Sleeping sharks we're always - always - dreaming of food.


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