"TFM®" > wrote in message
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> BBQ is all about fire control. If you can't control a fire, you can't
BBQ.
>
> If you need some sort of contraption to assist you, you're not BBQ'ing.

Ideally no contraptions would be used at all. True BBQ is where you put a
raw piece of meat in your mouth along with a smouldering coal and don't
swallow until it's cooked. Anything else is cheating, and if you want to be
a purist you gotta bite the meat off a live animal.