Lemme do it!
In article >,
"SteveB" <toquerville@zionvistas> wrote:
> > If they do all that other stuff for you, quit whining, shut up and take
> > the rest like a man.
> >
> > What do you do for them?
>
> Lemmesee ...........I unstop the toilets turds tampons and all when they put
> too much toilet paper in it. I cut, split, and stack 4 cords of firewood a
> year. I clean and maintain a wood stove. I mow the yard. I maintain the
> fence around a two acre plot of ranch from marauding cows. I built my MIL a
> 1,100 sf casita, fully self-contained, own kitchen, bathroom, and laundry.
> I put up and took down Christmas lights. I clean the property. I haul off
> the garbage once a week to the drop off point since we don't have garbage
> truck service. I fix roof leaks, faucet drips, cranky toilets, stuck
> garbage disposals, burned out lights, and dirty air conditioner filters. I
> bathe the two dogs. I wash the vehicles. I till and maintain the garden.
> I maintain the farm irrigation and lawn sprinkler systems on two acres of
> land. I trim the trees every fall. I prune the grapes every winter. I
> change the oil and filters on two vehicles.
>
> I also do a lot of work on our cabin, and two vacation rentals we own in Las
> Vegas.
>
> Other than that, not much.
>
> Do all what other stuff for me? What they do for me amounts to a lot less
> than they do for me. I'd trade in a heartbeat, but neither of them can do
> what I do. If I did what they do for me on an hour for hour exchange, I'd
> like that a lot. But I do it out of love.
>
> Now be off. You're beginning to be a pain. If you can't respond to the
> thread and keep to the subject, do me a favor, and just STFU! Or killfile
> me. Please?
>
> Steve
Are you married? ;-) I'll cook for you to your specifications. <g>
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