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On Jan 1, 12:51*pm, crisology > wrote:
> Although not known to be a hereditary tie-over from any primate
> ancestors, anybody who believes they have instincts to 'scent-roll' in
> cow entrails, may now mark their territory & show off to the pack- all
> in the comfort of the den/without seeing the eyes of prey in the wild!
> Introducing Burger King’s cologne: “Flame” - purpose designed to smell
> like burnt cow flesh while concealing your own odor! Wallow in it for
> $3.99. You can avoid vitamin D too, the postman delivers it to you!
>
> Whether you're trying to sneak up on cows or score with that special,
> blood-thirsty date, you can spray yourself with this product, which
> may allow you closer proximity to prey & courtly love.
>
> Here is the ad I found in the local paper:
>
> "Meat Me Out Back
>
> Flame, a new men's body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent
> of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat."
>
> http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/
>
> Chris


That clip is very disturbing, from the psuedo-porn background
music...the worst was the naked burger king King
beckoning..ew...ew...ew, and the massage...was that grease she was
rubbing in? What will they do next???