blake murphy wrote:

> On Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:31:03 +0200, ChattyCathy wrote:
>
>> blake murphy wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> what's this gonna be - some kind of ass-off?
>>
>> Yep. Unless you'd prefer some kind of ****-off (which IMHO, is not as
>> fair - because you have certain 'equipment' I don't).
>
> maybe you've heard this joke befo
>
> a man was complaining to his shrink that no matter what kind of
> contest he
> and his wife into - darts, scrabble, you name it - she always won. it
> was giving him a complex.
>
> the shrink said 'well, that's not very healthy. why don't you devise
> a contest that she can't possibly win?'
>
> the man says 'that's a great idea,' and finally came up with an plan:
> who could **** on a wall and make the highest mark.
>
> 'o.k., you go first,' the man said as he and his wife stood in front
> of the wall.
>
> she thinks about for a minute and says o.k., hikes up her skirt,
> plants one foot on the ground and one foot on the wall and lets fly.
>
> the man thinks, 'man, this is gonna be duck soup' and unzips his
> trousers.
>
> he gets ready to go and his wife yells 'hey! who said you could use
> your hands?!'
>
> your pal,
> blake

<tripple snork>

You gottit in one. Guess you've been married before (or still are)?
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Cheers
Chatty Cathy