On Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:05:17 +0200, ChattyCathy wrote:

> blake murphy wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:31:03 +0200, ChattyCathy wrote:
>>
>>> blake murphy wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> what's this gonna be - some kind of ass-off?
>>>
>>> Yep. Unless you'd prefer some kind of ****-off (which IMHO, is not as
>>> fair - because you have certain 'equipment' I don't).
>>
>> maybe you've heard this joke befo
>>
>> a man was complaining to his shrink that no matter what kind of
>> contest he
>> and his wife into - darts, scrabble, you name it - she always won. it
>> was giving him a complex.
>>
>> the shrink said 'well, that's not very healthy. why don't you devise
>> a contest that she can't possibly win?'
>>
>> the man says 'that's a great idea,' and finally came up with an plan:
>> who could **** on a wall and make the highest mark.
>>
>> 'o.k., you go first,' the man said as he and his wife stood in front
>> of the wall.
>>
>> she thinks about for a minute and says o.k., hikes up her skirt,
>> plants one foot on the ground and one foot on the wall and lets fly.
>>
>> the man thinks, 'man, this is gonna be duck soup' and unzips his
>> trousers.
>>
>> he gets ready to go and his wife yells 'hey! who said you could use
>> your hands?!'
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>
> <tripple snork>
>
> You gottit in one. Guess you've been married before (or still are)?

nope. i'm an outside observer. (i have had a couple spouse equivalents,
though.)

your pal,
blake