"Chemiker" > wrote in message
...
> Yesterday everything was surfing along smoothly,
> until I came into the house and smelled something
> suspicious.
>
> OMG! Wife presented me with chicken livers
> in madiera sauce, over rice/peas pilav, and
> for a salad, heirloom tomatoes slices dressed
> with guacomole/mayo drizzle.
>
> It was wonderful. She said the recipe came from
> some magazine, Gourmet, I think.
>
> She never does this, unless I'm in deep s**t.
>
> And she used up my Rainwater Madiera!!!
>
> I don't even know what the Hell I did!!
>
> help?


Sounds like a guilty conscience to me. Does your pool boy look unusually
happy lately? Mailman? Paper boy?

Paul