"The Ranger" > wrote in message
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> TammyM > wrote in message
> ...
> [snip]
>> My thoughts exactly. If I went to that extent to
>> butter him up, it would have little to do with him,
>> methinks, and a LOT to do with ME!!
>>
>> TammyM, BTDT
>
> My mind's image is destroyed! D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D I tellya! The Mona Lisa is
> toothless behind her smile! Perfection doesn't exist in our universe!
>
> The "Crestfallen" Ranger

Of course it does. What I *didn't* mention was that the time I had to give
him this treatment I served it to him whilst wearing a skimpy, lacey little
"something something" from Victoria's Secret. Once time came to fess up, it
wouldn't have mattered if I'd bludgeoned his parents to death with a hot
pink rolling pin whilst humming "It's Howdy Doody Time".

:-)

TammyM