Sheldon wrote:

On Jan 14, 11:35?pm, Ben Mann > wrote:
> cybercat explained :
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> > "blake murphy" > wrote in message
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> >> On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:00:16 GMT, mmm wrote:
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> >>> My problem is that I tend to pass wind in supermarkets. (not joking)
> >>> I used to ask myself why I was so nervous that I had to fart.
> >>> Then after discovering an article about people who can't handle 'too
much
> >>> choice,' I realised that was me as I also tend to fart in Libraries,
> >>> bookshops, video shops, clothes shops etc.
> >>> I now put it down to growing up in a very small town with small shops
and
> >>> not being accustomed to too much choice.
> >>> This also extends to my liking fairly simple meals too.
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> >> hmm...do you fart in church? ?seems like there's only one choice there.
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> > What I want to know is, how many people fart when nervous? I have never
heard
> > of this.
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> I is quite common...

I'd think just the opposite, nervousness makes folks all tense and
they tighten up... just don't be nearby when they relax.
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GM replies:

Like when Li'l Wayne relaxes...his butt plug oozes out...under real strain
it can even become a deadly projectile!


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Best
Greg