On Thu, 15 Jan 2009 13:18:12 -0600, Omelet >
wrote:

>In article >,
> Chemiker > wrote:
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>> On Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:38:47 -0600, Omelet >
>> wrote:
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>> You're right on, lad. THe bottoms o' those sticks were
>> browned beautifully. AT 6 min.
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>> ALex
>
>Lad'y. ;-)

A Scotsman, newly arrived in the US, was arrested at JFK airport
for using the Women's loo. When he was taken into custody, he
protested his innocence and pointed to the kilt-wearing icon on
the door, and noting that the sign clearly said "Lad'dies".

This was much less embarrasing then the two Irish nuns
who were newly assigned to Parishes in America. Purchase of
a guide book assured them that Americans ate dog on a
regular basis. They then ordered two servings of "Hot Dog"
at an airport kiosk. After one of the Sisters unwrapped her
"hot dog", she asked her associate "Sister Brigit? What
part of the dog did you get?"

When in Rome....

Alex