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Joseph Littleshoes > wrote:

> Gregory Morrow wrote:

> > Now come over here, Joseph Too - Tight Shoes, I've got a dunking device so's
> > we can dunk you under FREEZING Lake Michigan for a few hours to see if you
> > are a "witch". If ya float ya "pass", if ya sink ya GO TO HELL...

Yah got it backwards, Greg. No need for any device, just some ropes to
make sure the accused witch can't cheat by swimming. If the witch
doesn't drown, that is proof that she used her witch powers, and so they
burn her at the stake. If she drowns, then she must not be a witch, so
she will receive her reward in heaven.

> A simple bow is sufficient, no need to grovel when confronted with those
> people that make you feel so insecure you need to lash out at them over
> your own paranoia.

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Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA