Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Andy wrote:
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>>So you've gone to Hell. What to eat forever after?
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>>Peppermint chocolate chip ice cream
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> I think I'd go with something that can take the heat better.
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Heat and Hell is relatively modern, in 'old time' hell was often
depicted or described as 'frozen over' and a place of glacial cold

Given my luck when i eventually end up there it will probly be an all
okra sort of place

Jerry Falwell Goes to Hell

Jerry Falwell died. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is
waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You
are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay
here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks
here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."

Falwell thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first
room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in
and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in
hell. "No," Jerry said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
don't think I could do that all day long."

So the devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"
commented Jerry.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Falwell saw Bill Clinton lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best. Falwell took this in in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I
can handle this."

The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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JL