Sqwertz wrote:
> Before I opened my individually-wrapped fortune cookie last night, I
> read the label:
>
> "Bleached wheat flour, sugar, ... high fructose cyamopsis
> tetragonoloba..."
>
> I put the fortune cookie down and stepped back carefully, not
> wanting to know what else was in store for me.
>
> -sw

We order Chinese food delivery at work at pretty routinely. One of my
friend's got a fortune cookie paper that actually had to *nerve* to say
"Why lie about your age when it is obvious" LOL LOL LOL

We tease her about it often