Mark Thorson wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
>> Before I opened my individually-wrapped fortune cookie last night, I
>> read the label:
>>
>> "Bleached wheat flour, sugar, ... high fructose cyamopsis
>> tetragonoloba..."
>>
>> I put the fortune cookie down and stepped back carefully, not
>> wanting to know what else was in store for me.
>
> Oh, fer cryin' out loud. What a weenie!
> It's guar gum.

"God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding
answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are
goddamn gifted, Private Gump."

-sw