On Jan 30, 6:26*am, "Pete C." > wrote:
> Goomba wrote:
>
> > Sqwertz wrote:
> > > Before I opened my individually-wrapped fortune cookie last night, I
> > > read the label:
>
> > > "Bleached wheat flour, sugar, ... high fructose cyamopsis
> > > tetragonoloba..."
>
> > > I put the fortune cookie down and stepped back carefully, not
> > > wanting to know what else was in store for me.
>
> > > -sw
>
> > We order Chinese food delivery at work at pretty routinely. One of my
> > friend's got a fortune cookie paper that actually had to *nerve* to say
> > "Why lie about your age when it is obvious" * LOL LOL LOL
>
> > We tease her about it often 
>
> My mother once got one that said "The greatest danger may be your
> stupidity"... I think I have a scan of it around somewhere.- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -
Ouch!!